Lexington Spoke
Another Pop Quiz! Put away your notes. Read the entire quiz before you begin writing your answers. Make sure that you follow the directions. This is a timed test. Begin now! Bring a copy of your completed quiz to the next meeting for grading and a share of humiliation.
Science: The thunder was heard 5 seconds after the lightning flash was seen. How far away was the lightning strike? _____ How much longer can you play golf? ___ A delicious lunch of roast beef, mashed potatoes, gravy, Caesar salad, sandwich makings, pasta, and drinks was served. (T, F) Was there a celebratory dessert? Y/N
Matching: Pam Awrach led the __; Charlie V. led the Club in __; PP Don S. gave the __ (A - invocation, B- Pledge, C - America) Today was Pres. Murry’s __ meeting as president. (1st, 23rd, last) Did Murry say: “I’m smiling” or “I’m out-of-here.”
Math and English: 5 tables were occupied by a total of 46 people. Four of the tables had guests or visiting Rotarians. Who paid for the table with “no guests?” (Circle one) Bob S. , Robert S., PP Bob S. Underline the simile in this sentence: The Welcome Song sounded a bit like a herd of cats trapped in a room full of rocking chairs.
Money: PP Bill C. gave some happy dollars for being ___ by his Rotarian friends. (Fill in the blank) Amused, Abused, Both. PP Frank S. celebrated his son Ben’s graduation from college with happy dollars but noted that Ben was moving to L.A. to pursue his career. PP Dan O. was just happy for Pres. Murry, who is a _ _ _ _ _ dontist, not a dentist. Write the common Latin word in both classifications. PP Jim S. gave happy dollars for his boat. Circle a synonym for Jim’s boat: floating money pit/ship/tub. Secretary David S. gave some happy dollars for this being his last day as club (circle one): Secretary, Luminary, Cemetery. Pres. Murry ended the happy dollar fest by noting that he was starting a ____ tomorrow. Fill in the blank: family vacation, pilgrimage to Mecca, sabbatical to study rice noodle manufacturing.
Predict an outcome: PP Nick C. offered to pay ten happy dollars if PP Bill C. did NOT wear his traditional red suspenders at the next meeting. What do you think will happen at the next meeting? ___ A. Nick will pay $10; B. Bill’s pants will fall down; C. Both.
Thank You!: Pres. Murry recognized PP Dan B., PP Dave E., PP Bob S. and PDG Jack M. for the incredible support that they provided during his year as Club president. “They were always there for me,” Pres. Murry remarked.
Pres. Murry’s thanks also went to Connie N. for organizing the social (circle one) hour/week/year at her home. It is rumored that Connie can’t say (underline one) “know,” “no,” “maybe” which may explain why she will be our next sergeant-at-arms. Treasurer Donna L. was recognized for her fiduciary abilities. Explain “fiduciary” in fewer than 6 words without using the word “crook” or “banker.” Julianne D. and Marian A. were given kudos for arranging an outstanding speakers program during Pres. Murry’s term. Pres. Murry presented a Paul Harris Fellow Award to each of these four Rotarians.
Awards and accolades went to PP Dan O. for all his help, especially with the scholarship fund and IPP David B. and Pres-elect David S. for their help during Pres. Murry’s tour as club president. Quick: Why do 3rd graders giggle when they hear IPP? _______ Secretary David S. and Treasurer Donna L. were wildly applauded for their superlative work over the last year. PP Dave E. . and PP Bob S. were recognized for (Match the members with their characteristics) ___ phenomenal abilities to raise money (hint: It’s an oilman) ___ providing knowledge and advice on Rotary and Club matters based on years of experience (hint: It’s the printer). And we can’t forget Jim S, whose involvement in Rotary is deep and wide.
Connecting the Dots: Seven of those Rotarians have something in common. What word rhymes with their connection? Torrid, Scored, Bored
Retrospective: Pres. Murry feels that he can see the fruits of the year’s labors. The club is more socially connected, including events that link Lexington, Concord, and Bedford. Many visiting Rotarians and guests have been graciously welcomed during the last year. The Seniors’ Cookouts and the High School Scholarships are particularly meaningful, as is the end of polio worldwide is close. Pres. Murry was pleased with the 100% Paul Harris Sustaining Program.
A host of successful fundraising events gave the club the funds to do a lot of good. Read the following list. Then close your eyes and recite as many as you can. Patriots Day, Comedy Night, Fines, Happy Dollars, Cash Raffle.
“Everyone pitched in. The Club’s success came through the effort of its members. I will take many good memories with me,” said Pres. Murry. Finally, he thanked his wife, Pam, for all her help and support.
Finally, Murry passed the club’s (circle one) gravel/navel/gavel to incoming Pres. David S., who returned the favor by presenting Murry with a (circle one) gravel/navel/gavel on a board, as recognition of his year as our Club’s president.
Pres. David closed with a few remarks about the importance of tolerance, and how Rotary promotes tolerance throughout the world. Welcome aboard, Pres. David and your new Board of Directors! We are with you!
The raffle gifts were donated by Walpole Co-op, Patriot Community Bank, ARLEX Oil, Vail Studios, and ENCHARTER Insurance. Thanks! The winner of $100 in the 50:50 Raffle was Laurie Shaw. Congratulations!
Final directions for the Pop Quiz. Answer only the first two questions. Leave all the rest blank. This is actually a test of your ability to follow directions. How did you do? [ ] Pass [ ] Fail
What did you learn from your achievement or failure?
Submitted in Awe,
PP BC
Monday, July 2 – No meeting
Monday, July 9 – Regular meeting @ 12:15
Monday, July 16 – Regular meeting @12:15, Board meeting @ 11:00 AM